To itne intezaar kay baad ho rahi hai Doga ki shaadi. Padhiye kya hua uski shaadi mey.

DOGA RUN (DOGA KI SHAADI)

(BAARAAT KAAND) -

AAJ DOGA KI SHAADI HAI JISMEY ESPECIALLY
SAAREY HEROES AUR SIDE CHARACTERS INVITED HAI
AUR BAARAAT JAA RAHI HAI
LOMDI YAANI MONICA KAY GHAR PAR.
SAAREY HEROES MASTI MAI NAACH RAHEY HAI

DHRUV - Aaha aaj mere yaar ki shaadi hai .......hoooo..
yaar ki shaadi hai mere dildaar ki shaadi hai.....
..Oye Kobi pooch samet kar naacho
koi dhang sey naach nai paa raha hai.

BANDMASTER KO AK ANJAAN AADMI NAY ROOKA-

"chi......chi.....aye band waaley bhaiya ye lo
hazaar rupaye ki paati....
.....zara 'MONICA O MY DARLING' chala do.

BANDMASTER NEY YEH GAANA CHALAYA
AUR GAANA CHALTEY HI DOGA JOSH MAI AAKAR
GHODI SEY UTAKAR NAACHNEY LAGA.

KUCH PALO BAAD

DOGA ZAMEEN PAR LEHRAKA GIR PADA.

NAGRAJ - Kya hua doga ko ?

PARMANU - Mai to pehley hi mana kar raha tha ki itni mat pi....
..par ye maana hi nahi.

DOGA - Arrey peet diya re......bheed mai naachtey naachtey
kisi ney laat ghusey pail diye.

NAGRAJ - Areey ye kagaz kaisa ?
mai padhta hu kya likha hai ismey.

"DOGEY MAINEY PEETA HAI TUJHEY,
LAAT GHUSO SEY BINA KAYDA,
ISSEY KEHTEY HAI UTHANA,
BHEED KA FAYDA." - Tera Apna Kaalu.

DOGA KO GLUCOSE PILAKAR
AUR USKEY KAPDEY JHAADKAR
BAARAAT PHIR NORMAL HO GAYI.
DANCE PHIR SHURU HO GAYA.

DHRUV - Areey, Nagraj naach kyu nahi rahey ho ?
ooooooooo accha
areey Band Master wo NAAGIN waali dhun bajao.
Shakti nahi dikh rahi,kaha hai wo ?

Nagraj - Ladies Sangeet mai thak gayi hogi.

INS. SEEL NACHTEY NACHTEY JOSH MAI AA GAYA
AUR GALTI SEY USNEY APNI 'MEGAGUN' CHALA DI,
DOGA KI GHODI BIDAK GAYI
AUR DOGA KO LEKAR DAUD PADI.

DHRUV - Areey koi pakdo...........roko ussey......doga
darna mat hum aa rahey hai.

GHODI DOGA KO GUTTER MAI PATAK KAR
AAGEY BADH CHUKI HI.

DOGA - Aah.......hay rey.........bhagwan.....
..wo to mujhey mainhole mai rehney aur
tehelney ki aadat hai varna aaj..........

INS.steel - Tum theek to ho doga ?

DOGA - Aah.......hai rey steel khud ki shaadi
nahi ho rahi to doosro ko to karney de.
Aaiy bhai koi leke jao issey............
mai shaadi kay din kisi ka khoon nahi karna chahta.

PARMANU - Maaf kar do usey doga, ghodi to gayi....
..lekin koi baat nahi, Doga tum generator waaley rikshay par baith jao.

KOBI AUR STEEL KO KONEY MAI NAACHNE KO KEHKAR
BAARAAT PHIR SAMANYA HO GAYI.

PARMANU - Baarat itni dheerey kyu chal rahi hai,doga :?:

DOGA - Aagey meri kutta fauj naach rahi hai naa,isliye.

BAARAT TO DHEEREY CHAL RAHI THI
PAR HAR HERO POOREY JOSH MAI NAACH RAHA THA,
DOGA GENERATOR WAALEY RIKHSHEY PAR SEHMA BAITHA THA.
NAACHTEY NAACHTEY PARMANU KA PAIR
KUTTA FAUJ KAY SADASYA DWARA KI GAYI POTTY PAR PAD
GAYA AUR SAMBHALNEY KAY CHAKKAR MEY
USKA HAATH BELT KAY BLAST WAALEY BUTTON PAR PAD GAYA.
AUR DOGA KA RIKSHA PARMANU BLAST SEY UDD GAYA.

NAGRAJ - Oooooooh no, Doga to blast mey gayab ho gaya, shukr hai jo generator rikhsey par rakha tha wo abhi tak chal raha hai.

THODI DAIR BAAD HAR KOI DOGA KO DHUNDH RAHA THA-

KOBI- Doga...........Doga tum kahan ho...........
...ho bhi ya chale gaye.
Ab doga nahi mil raha iska matlab baarat wapas chali jayegi,
nahi mai aisa nahi honay dunga
monica se mai shaadi karney ko tayar hu.........
...mai jane ka balidaan de sakta hu.

DOGA - Mai yaha hu...........paid par latka hu.....
....Kobi chup kar.......mai shaadi kiye bina nahi marunga........hai ram..........maar daala.....kisi aur ko bhi apni bhadaas nikalni ho to nikal le.

ITNA KEHTEY HI ANTHONY KAY KAUWEY
PRINCE NAY DOGA KAY UPAR BEAT KAR DI.

DOGA - Mujhey maaf kar do,
mai court marriage kar lunga........mujhey jaaney do.
Agar dost aisey hai to dushmano ki zarurat kisey hai?

DHRUV - Doga himmat mat haaro hum log
pahunchney hi waaley hai.


DOGARUN (PART-2)

BHOJ KAAND -



"Lo abhi to itna naach kar aaye hai aur ladki waalo ney DJ lagwa rakha hai."

DOGA - Naaaa...Nahi nacho mat........uskey alawa kuch bhi kar lo.

SABHI DJ PAR DANCE KARNEY UTREY HI THAY KI TABHI-

"kadaaaaaaak kadummm karat dhadaaaam"

DOGA - Ab kya hua ?

"Wo Ins. Steel kay dance floor par kadam rakhtey hi...........wo toot gaya."

Anees - Ya Allah, Amar (steel) chalo, iss sey pehley ki doga kuch kar baithey.
Waisey bhi tumhey khana to khana nahi hai.

BAARATI AB KHANA KHANEY KAY LIYE BADH CHALEY. SAB LOG CHARO AUR FHAIL GAYE JABKI KOBI PLATE LIYE CHAKKAR KAAT RAHA THA.

KOBI - Salad kaha rakha hai ?

KOI JAWAB NAHI.

NAGRAJ - Lagta hai hum log zyada naach liye, saara khana thanda ho gaya.

SHAKTI - Nirbhay ho jao! Mai abhi apni ushma sey sab garm kar deti hu.
Sabsey pehley mai iss stall sey shuru karti hu.

SHAKTI NAY USS STALL PAR APNI USHMA CHODDI.

PARMANU - SHAKTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII........ye icecream ki stall thi, ab ye garm dhoodh ban gaya hai.

NAGRAJ - Loa issey mujhey do, mai issey waste nahi honay dunga.

KOBI - Naan aur missi roti khatam ho gayi kya ?

KOI JAWAB NAHI.

PREETIBHOJ KAY CHAKKAR MAI SUBAH SAY KISI NAY KUCH NAHI KHAYA THA. SAB IDHAR-UDHAR HABSIYO KI TARAH APNI-APNI PLATES LIYE GHUM RAHEY THAY. GAMRAJ ISS AFRA-TAFRI MEY GIR PADA AUR SABKEY PAIRO KAY NEECHEY AANEY LAGA. KOBI NAY USKO UTHAYA.

KOBI - Ye kiska Bachcha hai ?

GAMRAJ - Mai Bachcha nahi hu.

KOBI- Oh, ye kiska Papa hai ?

ADRAK CHACHA - Cheetah, itney pareshaan kyu ho ?

CHEETAH - Ye baarati heroes khud to tonn bhar kha hi rahey hai, saath mai itney side charcters laaney ki kya zaroorat thi.

JABKI FAST FOOD CORNER PAR -

NATASHA - Visarpi, tumney Sheena aur Jane kay saath itni dair sey chowmeen ki stall ghair rakhi hai.

VISARPI -Tum bhi to Richa kay saath golguppo ki stall par itni dair tak khadi thi......humney kuch kaha......huh.

DHRUV - Koi baat nahi Natasha,tum aalu tikki waali stall par chali jao.

KOBI - Sweet dish mai kya - kya hai ?

KOI JAWAB NAHI.

ANTHONY KO NA KHATA DEKH,

PARMANU - Kuch lete kyu nahi Anthony ?

ANTHONY - Nahi......mera pait kharab hai.

PARMANU - Aur Prince.....kya khayega ?

ANTHONY - Uski aadat sabki plates mai choonch marney ki hai.Dekho tumhara dahi bada le gaya.

PARMANU - Oh......no.

KOBI - Sirf, vegetarian khana bana hai kya ?

KOI JAWAB NAHI.

BAIRA - Saab, 4 feet kay 4 maindaak aaye hai khud ko safai karmchari bata rahey hai.

DOGA - Haan.....unhey saara bacha khucha, sada gala khana de dena.
ARREY Nagraj ye Dhruv naach kyu raha hai ?

NAGRAJ - Zyada kha liya hoga, ab pacha raha hai.

KOBI - Haath dhoney kay liye paani kaha hai ?

KOI JAWAB NAHI.